Plas Daddy Tuesdays #3 – The Collective IQ Left the Server

First of all, a massive thank you to everyone who joined us for another completely professional and OSHA-compliant edition of Plas Daddy Tuesdays.

The evening started off with a suspicious amount of competence. We blasted through two Hyperion missions and cleaned up the Yorrmundis that followed like we actually knew what we were doing. Eyes and Tongues stolen, credits were earned, and nobody accidentally committed genocide (that we know of).

Then... we had to wait for another mission to spawn.

This is where the last remaining brain cell in the group packed its bags and left.

Rather than doing something sensible, we naturally decided the best use of our time was to repeatedly knock each other unconscious, drag lifeless bodies around the ship like a weekend at Bernie's remake, and see who could create the biggest workplace safety violation.

Special congratulations go to Punjabi, who somehow transcended the laws of physics and folded himself into the most cursed human pretzel known to mankind (see image above). Medical professionals hate him. Gravity fears him. Even the ship wasn't entirely convinced that was a legal position.

By this point the ship had become less of a military vessel and more of a travelling psychiatric evaluation. Half the crew were unconscious, the other half were throwing bodies around, and somehow this was still the most coordinated thing we've done all week.

As always, thanks to everyone who came along and contributed to the absolute circus. It's always a pleasure watching our collective IQ plummet into the negatives while somehow still getting the job done.

A Special Thanks to Sweetness for showing us if you use your med gun, you can actually figure out the health of the yormundi. We gotta try this on the apex Valakarr next time we run it.

Next Week: XenoThreat Grind!

We'll be grinding XenoThreat missions to help everyone max out their reputation to get the BPs. So if you still need rep, jump in, bring your guns, bring your ships, and, most importantly... please let us devolve into insanity and commit acts of heinous proportions, it's fun.

See you all next Tuesday. o7